Sacred Jello Wrestling
I arrived to perform at San Antonio’s University of the Incarnant Word only to find they had double booked me with Jello Wrestling. I was told that because this was a Christian University there was to be no mention of sex, abortion or any swear words in my act. What about Jello Wrestling isn’t sexual? I can’t say pussy but you’re going to have 50 guys almost naked, writhing in jello? I went to 6 different colleges and I’ve never heard of Jello Wrestling as a student activity. The school thought I was coming later in the week so decided to use my show as a pre-show to the writhing in the vat you see above, which stayed there in the middle of the room for the duration of my show. With the immaculate heart of Jesus I pray that this was a safe event for the students.